Name: Doofus B. Doofus
Size: 40 feet long, 14 feet high
Weight: 10,000 lbs (4,500 kilos)(5 tons)
Habitat: open countryside
Education: BA in Physical Education
Skills: Getting the facts wrong
Doofus B. Doofus is a graduate student in Geology. He tries to help Professor McFragilis. He is well meaning, but often messes things up. Allister has a soft spot for hard cases. He sees Doofus as a work in progress. Doofus himself thinks that he is smart. He is completely unaware that he is a total Doofus.